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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
#bazinga!#I’ve been meaning to add these tags for a minute but it was too funny to keep the original line bazinga tag#if you see this i would appreciate this post not be tagged as wornld building#and if you want to use this concept in your D&D campaign#you don’t need to show this post or anything#but if you would please mention after the plot line ends that the original post was written all at once in a pretty desperate state#i thought about ginkgo trees while walking my dog late that night#and when i found myself hopeless and completely alone at midnight#I opened tumblr and talked to myself#and hit post#and went to bed#then it got 2000 notes and i woke up to the realization that the entire time I had said bacteria#when i fully meant fungus#fuck!!!#u don’t need to say all that just please include the context that this is a very personal post#thank u!#I’m not mad it’s not obvious from the post that i was ranting into the void
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How Do I Choose the Right Leash for My Dog?
We Americans really like our stuff. It isn’t that we like our stuff, we like having more stuff. Even better than just having more stuff is having new stuff. We run out to the dealership to get this year’s model as soon as it hits the showroom.
We love stuff with the newest technology. I bet there are several of you that have the newest iPhone in your pocket and you are still paying off the installment payments on your last iPhone. We love bigger stuff. We just replaced our seventy-five-inch flat screen with the newest eighty-five-inch 8k HDD.
If it means that something has more buttons, is newer, is shinier, or simply really cool looking; we have to have it. If you ask someone why that got that shinier, newer thing, they will normally reply that “they just had to have it”. It is the blessing and curse of being American.
Now, I am not trying to say that this is good or bad. It is simply my perception of the world and norms around us. With this said, why does this have anything to do with leashes?
A leash is a training tool that we use to direct our dog and encourage proper behavior. Because of our dog’s natural learning process, it should be as simple as possible. If you were paying attention to what I was saying earlier, when we go out to get our dog a leash, we will gravitate to the fanciest thing with buttons, plastic, or batteries. The best training tool for our dog is something simple. This creates a conundrum.
Robin and I have a great dog training article that will help you pick the best leash to train your dog. Spoiler alert: it isn’t the one with buttons, plastic, or batteries. Please read our dog training blog titled “How Do I Choose the Right Leash for My Dog”.
https://northgeorgiadogtraining.com/best-dog-leash-gainesville/
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Learning anything about marine mammal training will make you re-evaluate so much of your relationship with your own pets. There is so much force involved in the way we handle domestic animals. Most of it isn’t even intentional, it just stems from impatience. I’m guilty of it myself!
But with the exception of certain veterinary settings where the animal’s health is the immediate priority, why is it so important to us that animals do exactly what we want exactly when we want it? Why do we have to invent all these tools and contraptions to force them to behave?
When a whale swam away from a session, that was that. The trainer just waited for them to decide to come back. If they flat out refused to participate in behaviors, they still got their allotment of fish. Nothing bad happened. Not even when 20-30 people were assembled for a procedure, and the whale chose not to enter the medical pool. No big deal. Their choice and comfort were prioritized over human convenience.
It’s almost shocking to return to domestic animal medicine afterwards and watch owners use shock collars and chokers and whips to control their animals. It’s no wonder that positive reinforcement was pioneered by marine mammal trainers. When you literally can’t force an animal to do what you want, it changes your entire perspective.
I want to see that mindset extended to our domestic animals.
#‘oh I can walk my dog off-leash down a crowded street’ why does that matter?????#the horse world is ESPECIALLY bad about this too#edit: the whips is referring to horses I have not seen anyone whip their dog#pets#horses#animal training#dog training#dolphin training#dolphins#belugas#orcas#killer whales#cetaceans#marine mammals#zoos#aquariums#cooperative care#vet med#vetblr
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Chuuya will not remember. Dazai will.
#fanart#artist on tumblr#bsd#bungou stray dogs#文スト#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#double black#I have a lot of wips to do but also school projects#I will survive by the power of the gays get my degree on art & we gucci#I need more fics of them being idiots & mutual pinning with denial yk#I should also open commissions too so i can buy a tablet to carry around & draw.#For now im giving y'all this while i walk out my cave. Bone apple teeth.
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Loyal.
#evan kelmp#dimension 20#sam black#sam britan#THEYRE SOOOOOOOOOO#THEY ARE. SO.#dog motif was personal. nothing like feeling canine admiration for someone.#he is so right. i would drp to my knees if sam walked past#misfits and magic
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so ranchers huh
#sorry Im allergic to long posts but hehe uhh I wanted to post it all at once...#rancher duo#team ranchers#trafficshipping#tangotek#jimmy solidarity#double life#double life fanart#trafficblr#they are so soft and I have way too many ideas for art of them by virtue but Im gonna stop myself there#sorry if my human anatomy is awkward anywhere eugh#not terribly confident about my human art but we go all in baby#fuck it we ball as the kids say#in the way I imagine them Tango keeps his flames at bay when around people but does still walk around with his hair casually on fire#he just cant help it when Jimmy's an affectionate dog more than an avian though you know#tubby art
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in love with tragedy
#did you know if i don't draw skk angst every month i will explode and Die#IN MY HEAD HE NEVER JUMPED#idk which version YALL read but in mine he does his dramatic speech on the roof and then walks away#and leaves aku n atsu there thinking “??????? bitch tf”#before going and filing paperwork while chuuya screams at him abt missing a meeting while he was out playing cards on the roof w sskk#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#soukoku#skk#bungou stray dogs beast#bsd beast#beast soukoku#beast skk#lotus draws
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. . . 😳
#hey uh floyd what the fuck are you saying??#trolls#dreamworks trolls#i feel no shame for making this#just like JD feels no shame airing out his pits like that#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls branch#trolls john dory#trolls floyd#they're roommates now and they live in a sitcom#my art#trolls comic#i came up with this while walking the dog today#i kept repeating it in my head all the way home just so i wouldn't forget it#so much for enjoying a walk in the snow ajdbscbsdjhc
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3D Animation Commission
Character belongs to @dog-beast
#art#my art#digital#digital art#3d#3d modeling#3d model#blender#blender 3d#blender3d#npr 3d#blender npr#animation#3d animation#walk cycle#walkcycle#looping animation#looping gif#gif#animated gif#animated#creature#commission#commissioned work#dog-beast#lazer-t#lazert
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i personally believe chuuya simply DIY-ed a makeshift leg cast with the stuff he found in prison but ended up bridal carrying dazai out anyways because they wouldn't have made it in time at that pace
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#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd manga#bsd anime#soukoku#skk#skk comic#dazai#chuuya#mersault#skk fanart#fanart#my art#art#comic#he can actually walk just fine he just wanted chuuya to bridal carry him#they didn't want you to know that i am simply filling in the blanks#he also helped him get cleaned up but that was getting into cheesy sappy fluff territory and i can't draw that to save my life#iztea draws
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Put em on a leash 👏✨️
Ps,commissions are open~☆
#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor#alastor fanart#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#my artwork#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor radio demon#alastoronleash#walk em like a dog
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communists arent going to steal your house. except for people in usamerican suburbs. we are going to steal your house, and speficially make your lawn the place where everyone's dogs shit on. And we're going to make you watch.
#a statie screamed at me that i was damaging his property for daring to take my dog on a walk before threatening me#i hate living here
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missing someone bad for you
trista mateer / trista mateer / sue zhao / u.k / u.k / clementine von radics / trista mateer
#web weaving#webweaving#on loneliness#on grief#on missing someone#on love#quotes#poetry#text#i miss them so bad it aches! i want to cry in their lap again! i want to tell them about everything! i want the world to stop ending!#i was treated like a dog. i left on my own but i still miss the doghouse in the backyard#it wasn’t much but it was something. i should’ve taken what little i could get. i didn’t know that i would leave and get nothing instead#the decision to eat nothing instead of the scraps on the floor is insane. and now i’ve got nobody and we’ll never talk again#there’s a person with half of my soul walking around and i can’t do shit about it#i forget them for a moment but then i see them in my instagram notifs and i blow up the world
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oh noooo or whatever
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SURPRISE double bonus. textless ver of the first pic under the cut
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#guys i drew cherik after walking to the comic shop to see official cherik omg .....#context if needed: in like. issue 17-18 of the og run magneto hijacks the x mansion and sets up The Mental Wave Distorter trap#and unfortunately the second i saw it i knew what i had to do because I Cannot Be Salvaged#tbh this was suppoesd to be moooorrreee 2011 Yaoi Doujin Core but clakjkl i like it like this way i fear#i was gonna put dialogue bubbles for the first pic but like that a lot. even tho i did post a textless ver Bro My Head Hurts#this was also supposed to be quick and thats why its in a limbo of Effort Was Made and I Held Back#because after the sketch i realized i wanted to lock in. sort of 💀 still like it tho !!!!!!#more importantly dont take me to comic shops all ima do is think of ship art to make later !!!!!#on that note tho i did have a silly giggle to myself when i saw the resurrection of magneto#like it was the silliest reaction i felt like a dog jlvkjavlka#i also found another magneto-centered run im excited bout ...... both sets were missing One book so im gonna scream but moving on#uhhhh ok im done here. my heads been hurting all day i hope its nothing serious#whats funny is that i actually planned to draw movie cherik today but alas. plans were changed#theres always tomorrow !!!!!!!!! i love you tomorrow .....#bye bye im going to bed
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i don't post her here often, as she *hates* cameras, but i figured for today she deserves to be shown as the brilliant star she is. happy birthday, opal!
#opal the dog#mutts#dogs#mixed breed#chow mix#my petses#snapped that photo on our walk this morning#so it's an accurate representation of her senior self#doesn't she look good?#if only we could all age as gracefully
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Around tumblr lately I’ve seen people with the opinion that not only are free roaming cats bad (correct) but also supervised cats in catios or on leashes (????). I assume it must stem from that “ecology of fear” post from a few months ago, but to me the sudden appearance of these kinds of posts just strikes me as odd. I’ve seen multiple posts like the below one in just this week.
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If your cat is contained to your yard/catio/the sidewalk, then it still allows for predator-free safe places in your neighbourhood for wildlife, and creates predictability for them too. That’s one of the reasons why hiking trails ask people to stay on the trail— so you (and your dog, horse, cat, etc) can safely enjoy nature while still giving it space. It is possible to exist outdoors in natural spaces like that while maintaining wildlife comfort. If it wasn’t possible to do that, dog-friendly or (even just hiking trails in general, since humans are predators too) simply wouldn’t exist.
The problem with free roaming cats is that they break boundaries between human area (ie. trail, back porch) and wildlife area (foliage, etc) and there is nowhere the wildlife can go to exist that is safe from predators.
Idk, this is just my opinion but I just think there can be more nuance to the outdoor/free roaming cat issue than “never let your cat step outside under any circumstance”.
#also it’s just dog double standards again#no one’s calling for people to stop walking their dogs 🙄#arguably a dog barking at and chasing a rabbit is way more stressful than Kepler sitting in his backpack on the porch with me#it’s possible to coexist with wildlife you just have to be smart and respectful about it#anyways ignore my 8am rambling#I got woken up by the fire alarm at 5am and then immediately saw some bad takes on tumblr once that was sorted#so now I’m like :/#outdoor cats
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